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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the enormous SUV chatroom.
OffFieldIncident: /cruises
OffFieldIncident: ey chris u ready fa this next strip club
OffFieldIncident2: Hell yea
OffFieldIncident: u just cant go wrong with a strip club called the Stinking Sombrero
OffFieldIncident: /munches dorito
**ONLINE HOST** Silence has taken over the room for two hours.
OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident: no
OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident: no
OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident: …
OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident: SHUT THE HELL UP OR THIS DORITO GOES UP YA ASSHOLE
OffFieldIncident2: ok ok ok damn dude dont go oj simpson on me here
**ONLINE HOST** Silence...
OffFieldIncident2: …
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OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet
OffFieldIncident: /slowly cocks gun borrowed from tank johnson
OffFieldIncident2: EEK
**ONLINE HOST** HighwayCop has entered the chatroom.
HighwayCop: Is there a problem, gentlemen?
OffFieldIncident: no see we was just eatin our munchies here
OffFieldIncident2: yeah just some love between offensive studs
OffFieldIncident2: we were uh
OffFieldIncident2: partying over the end of my 4 game steroid suspension
OffFieldIncident: yeah we was actually on tha way to look at tha uh
OffFieldIncident: local immigrant situation, yadadamean
OffFieldIncident2: Woot for the Stinking Sombrero
HighwayCop: Well I heard screaming, and I have to keep the peace.
HighwayCop: /charges stun-gun
OffFieldIncident: DON’T TASE ME BRO