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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Dallas Cowboys Press Conference chatroom.
Media: Mr. Romo! Mr. Romo! Is it true you suck?
RomoSapien: NO!
Media: Mr. Romo! Mr. Romo! Doesn’t your name rhyme with homo?
RomoSapien: well yes but
Media: So therefore don’t you suck…cock?
RomoSapien: only jessica simpson's
RomoSapien: er
RomoSapien: ANYWAY, lets give a big hand to my main man all this season, Terrell Owens!
**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me has entered the room.
WordUpTO_me: hey all yall crackalakin playa beatin newspaper honkle-donks
WordUpTO_me: TO’s just so
WordUpTO_me: so
WordUpTO_me: aw dammit man hes just so overcome
WordUpTO_me: /sobs
RomoSapien: its all my fault
RomoSapien: i threw the ball every play and went out with a stupid blonde chick
RomoSapien: im such a dumbass
WordUpTO_me: /blows nose
RomoSapien: /blows game
WordUpTO_me: this just aint fair man
WordUpTO_me: we worked harder than pacman jones in a strip club and now
lookit here
WordUpTO_me: we had nothin ta fear
WordUpTO_me: but the giants kick us in the rear
WordUpTO_me: were fuckin worse than any tampa bay buccaneer
RomoSapien: i should just look forward to next season and all the tidings of great joy it should bring us
RomoSapien: at least this was better than 2006
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the 2006 Dallas Cowboys chatroom.
Parcell_Post: GODDAMMIT TERRELL STOP FLAUNTING YOUR JUNK AND CATCH THE DAMN BALL
Parcell_Post: MY GRANDMA RUNS BETTER ROUTES THAN YOU AND SHES LYING IN A COFFIN IN KENTUCKY
RomoSapien: er coach?
RomoSapien: /fumbles extra point
Parcell_Post: There, there, Tony, it’s ok, it’s ok. You want candy?
WordUpTO_me: i want candy
Parcell_Post: I WASN'T ASKING YOU
Parcell_Post: Tony, you need anything special, you let me know.
RomoSapien: no coach seriously, im fine
RomoSapien: /continuously throws interceptions
WordUpTO_me: hey coach i want
Parcell_Post: TERRELL STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A CONSTIPATED WEASEL.
Parcell_Post: GO ABUSE A POM POM OR SOMETHING
