Cowboy Up

Terrell Owens has more emotion than any opera singer I've ever seen.

-AKA

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Dallas Cowboys Press Conference chatroom.


Media: Mr. Romo! Mr. Romo! Is it true you suck?





RomoSapien: NO!





Media: Mr. Romo! Mr. Romo! Doesn’t your name rhyme with homo?





RomoSapien: well yes but





Media: So therefore don’t you suck…cock?





RomoSapien: only jessica simpson's





RomoSapien: er





RomoSapien: ANYWAY, lets give a big hand to my main man all this season, Terrell Owens!


**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me has entered the room.


WordUpTO_me: hey all yall crackalakin playa beatin newspaper honkle-donks





WordUpTO_me: TO’s just so





WordUpTO_me: so





WordUpTO_me: aw dammit man hes just so overcome





WordUpTO_me: /sobs





RomoSapien: its all my fault





RomoSapien: i threw the ball every play and went out with a stupid blonde chick





RomoSapien: im such a dumbass





WordUpTO_me: /blows nose





RomoSapien: /blows game





WordUpTO_me: this just aint fair man





WordUpTO_me: we worked harder than pacman jones in a strip club and now
lookit here




WordUpTO_me: we had nothin ta fear





WordUpTO_me: but the giants kick us in the rear





WordUpTO_me: were fuckin worse than any tampa bay buccaneer





RomoSapien: i should just look forward to next season and all the tidings of great joy it should bring us




RomoSapien: at least this was better than 2006



**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the 2006 Dallas Cowboys chatroom.


Parcell_Post: GODDAMMIT TERRELL STOP FLAUNTING YOUR JUNK AND CATCH THE DAMN BALL




Parcell_Post: MY GRANDMA RUNS BETTER ROUTES THAN YOU AND SHES LYING IN A COFFIN IN KENTUCKY




RomoSapien: er coach?





RomoSapien: /fumbles extra point





Parcell_Post: There, there, Tony, it’s ok, it’s ok. You want candy?





WordUpTO_me: i want candy





Parcell_Post: I WASN'T ASKING YOU





Parcell_Post: Tony, you need anything special, you let me know.





RomoSapien: no coach seriously, im fine





RomoSapien: /continuously throws interceptions





WordUpTO_me: hey coach i want





Parcell_Post: TERRELL STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A CONSTIPATED WEASEL.




Parcell_Post: GO ABUSE A POM POM OR SOMETHING