"Pick"- Your Poison

Regardless of the draft order, the Patriots have the 7th pick, and therefore have mathematically clinched a playoff spot for the next 13 years.

-AKA

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the NFL Headquarters chatroom.


Commish_Is_Wise: My fellow NFL owners, moneymakers, and Hispanic janitors, I have an important announcement to make.



Commish_Is_Wise: /swigs michelob light



Commish_Is_Wise: Because the Chiefs, Falcons, and Raiders all equally suck, and because I’m too drunk off my ass to devise a better system,




Commish_Is_Wise: We are going to coin flip for the 3rd draft spot.




Commish_Is_Wise: /slaps table enthusiastically




Commish_Is_Wise: /resumes drinking





ManReferee: Will the team captains from each team please come forward for the coin flip.


**ONLINE HOST** LarryTheStableGuy has entered the room.
**ONLINE HOST** DeAngelODeath has entered the room.



ManReferee: …






ManReferee: We still need a representative from the Raiders.






ManReferee: I may be forced to call a delay of game here if



**ONLINE HOST** MyChemicalRomanowski has crashed into the room, pulling the burning wreckage of 20 battered brick walls behind him.


MyChemicalRomanowski: GROAAR




MyChemicalRomanowski: I AM HERE TO DEVOUR YOUR DRAFT PICKS



MyChemicalRomanowski: THEN WASTE THEM ON BACKUP OFFENSIVE LINEMEN FASTER THAN TERRY BRADSHAW CAN BULLSHIT ON NATIONAL TV



LarryTheStableGuy: blech i should have known Al Davis would send us another loony




DeAngelODeath: ye can we just get on with this?





DeAngelODeath: i have an important interception to drop, so lets hurry this shit up





ManReferee: Ok guys, I want a nice fair flip here, so shake hands guys.





LarryTheStableGuy: /shakes





DeAngelODeath: /shakes





MyChemicalRomanowski: /pummels aggressively





ManReferee: Close enough.






ManReferee: There are two sides to this coin: The helmet is heads, and the NFL logo is tails.





ManReferee: Call it in the air.






ManReferee: /flips coin





DeAngelODeath: heads





LarryTheStableGuy: tails





MyChemicalRomanowski: HUNGRY


**ONLINE HOST** MyChemicalRomanowski has gained administrative privileges.
**ONLINE HOST** MyChemicalRomanowski has molded the coin into the shape of a syringe.



ManReferee: Er, “hungry” is not a valid side of a coin.





MyChemicalRomanowski: /injects




MyChemicalRomanowski: YOUR FACE IS NOT A VALID SIDE OF A COIN




MyChemicalRomanowski: /swats ManReferee to remote African village




Commish_Is_Wise: I think we have our winner!




Commish_Is_Wise: /makes “incomplete” signal by waving arms spontaneously



Commish_Is_Wise: Now THAT’S what I call a genuine draft.