Chicken Soup For The Giants Soul

This makes me wonder what Eli Manning spoke like when he actually WAS 3 years old. The poor kid.

-AKA

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LittleWhitEli: hey id like to order thom thoup?








LittleWhitEli: /moves forward

/quickly places order






SoupNazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU








LittleWhitEli: what








SoupNazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU








LittleWhitEli: whyyyyyyyyy








SoupNazi: SOUP WARM








SoupNazi: GREEN BAY COLD








LittleWhitEli: …tho what?








SoupNazi: SOUP NAZI IS PACKERS FAN








LittleWhitEli: aww








SoupNazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU








LittleWhitEli: waaaaah








LittleWhitEli: /cries






**ONLINE HOST** AgeBeFavreBeauty has entered the room.


AgeBeFavreBeauty: Hey diddlysnap soup nazi feller, whatcher got fer an ol achin man like me today







SoupNazi: Well fancy that sir, you dropping in today








SoupNazi: Special soups for a special Favre








SoupNazi: We got hot ‘n spicy mulligatawny, french onion, and the bone marrow from Michael Strahan.







AgeBeFavreBeauty: Howsabout one a each, yer multiethnic whippersnapper








SoupNazi: Coming right up!








SoupNazi: /serves AgeBeFavreBeauty with pleasure



**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has lurched into the room.



OffFieldIncident: hey check it i just took 5 pounds a Viagra and 12 shots a natty ice so I can be horny and drunk at the same time









OffFieldIncident: if i bang any ugly chicks, i wont even remember it









SoupNazi: NO DROOP FOR YOU