How Tank Johnson Saved Christmas

Christians have Santa, Jews have Hanukkah Joe...Does that mean Hines Ward gets New Year Wong?

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OffFieldIncident2: Hey chris whats kwanzaa timmy gettin u for tha holidays






OffFieldIncident: Whatchu think son







OffFieldIncident: Mah very own 24 packa sun chips







OffFieldIncident: Complete wit the dead 7-11 vendor I stole it from







OffFieldIncident2: lol I thought so






SuperManning_dat_ho: I AM FIGURING TO GET ONE OF THOSE
NEWFANGLED NINTENDO METHODS OF GAMING





SuperManning_dat_ho: I BELIEVE IT IS COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE WII






SuperManning_dat_ho: BECAUSE THEN I CAN DO SPONTANEOUS ARM MOVEMENTS THAT ACTUALLY RESULT IN SOMETHING





SuperManning_dat_ho: IT HAS A MOTION SENSOR INSTRUMENT FOR MY DELIGHT





JacksOff: hey bro santas gettin me my very own blow-up doll






JacksOff: the only problem is he confused my last blow-up doll with Bill Parcells





JacksOff: because they both blow up every 3 minutes






WordUpTO_me: o damn no wonder he needed all those anger management classes


**ONLINE HOST** CampbellsChunkyMcNabb has entered the chatroom.




CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: You know what I dont get






CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: why the hell they gotta call it BLACK friday






CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: like white friday dont gotta do shit






CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: just sit on its lazy privileged ass and make the black friday do all the work





CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: it just aint fair, its like they under more pressure to perform an shit





LittleWhiteLi: aw cummon man, dont ruin chrithtmaths for everyone






LittleWhiteLi: cant we jutht get along for oneth?






CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: and give in to the pulls of racist consumerism?!?!






CampbellsChunkyMcNabb: i dont THINK so son






LittleWhiteLi: /cries






LittleWhiteLi: boo hoo hoo you killed thanta






LittleWhiteLi: youre a bad bad perthon



**ONLINE HOST** TankTop has entered the chatroom.




TankTop: Aw shove it up ya bunghole McNabb n let the boy have his Christmas






TankTop: peace n happiness ta everyone






TankTop: uh and an M-44 fa me






WordUpTO_Me: getcha Christ-born ready