An even NEWER website

That's right, we now have our OWN domain name, no more freewebs tyranny (besides our storage and hosting).

Go HERE for all new sidelines: http://www.thesidelinechatroom.com

New Season, New Layout, NEW SIDELINE

Go here for the new sideline:

http://www.freewebs.com/triberocks4

-AKA

P.S. We'll try to update the blog too, but if that doesn't work out just defer to the (NEW) website in the future.

UPDATE: Blogspot is really not very html friendly, so it looks like we're going to rely on the website for our sidelines for the moment. Go look at it. No, seriously, it's a big upgrade over this.

GTA IV: Randy Moss In A Car

There should be regulations on football players' extra-curricular activities. The "off field incidents" are making the sport a joke. What's next, T.O. taking a year off to make a rap CD? I fear for football. It's becoming way too much like the NBA. At least it makes a good story, though.

Let it be known that the day John Madden becomes a NASCAR announcer, my purpose in life will be complete.

-Ben

Photos link to player pages.

**Online Host** You have entered the New England Patriots off-season chatroom!



MossOMenos: man im sicka this i dont wanna wait until septembro to break my own record








MossOMenos: i cant stand guitar hero 3 anymore








MyFairBrady: hey hey randy watch this








MyFairBrady: /attempts to play “Through the Fire and Flames” on expert difficulty







MossOMenos: christ almighty hyphy ima need sumthin new to play






**Online Host** WilForkForWood has entered the room.



WilForkForWood: my turn to play just got back from EB games








WilForkForWood: /puts new CD into Xbox








MossOMenos: what in the name of my grandmas left nut is this crap








WilForkForWood: man havent you been payin attention, its grand theft auto 4 just came out







WilForkForWood: watch and learn








WilForkForWood: /approaches a pedestrian and pokes in the eye








MossOMenos: lemme in on this








MossOMenos: /grabs controller








MossOMenos: /drives like seven-year-old








MossOMenos: hey this is pretty fun








MossOMenos: /runs over police officer








MossOMenos: ima try this for a living






**Online Host** One month later…



MossOMenos: alright tony show me what ten million bucks an twenty strippers can do







AirlineStewartess: I’m ready Mr. Moss! Moss Motorsports is the best!








MossOMenos: call me randy or ima turn ya muffla into a spoila yadadamean








AirlineStewartess: Sorry Mr. Moss.






**Online Host** The race is about to begin!



CheckeredFlagGuy: 321go








AirlineStewartess: /accelerates









Madden09: Err, you take a left turn here…









Madden09: You take a left turn here…









Madden09: You take a left turn here…









Madden09: Hey, if you keep taking left turns, you’ll probably…









Madden09: You’ll probably…









Madden09: Be ok.








AirlineStewartess: Thanks, John.






**Online Host** AirlineStewartess has won the race!



MossOMenos: woohoo let’s celebrate






**Online Host** Moss Motorsports has been disqualified for spying on opposing drivers.




Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /hides periscope









MossOMenos: god damns coach i toldja boy ta stick that spyin shit outta tha way

Catch and Release

Yes, it's the offseason, so I don't get around to doing many Sidelines. But this story was monumental. Chris Henry, after being a staple in so many of our chatrooms, was released from the Bengals this past week. One of our greatest sources of material has left the football field, and so we mourn. In this Sideline, we pay our final tribute to the troubled wide receiver.

-AKA

Photos link to player pages.



BengalsGM: /shuffles papers





BengalsGM: Mr. Henry, please come in.



**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has rolled into the chatroom in an enormous SUV with a 5 gallon bag of doritos.


BengalsGM: Mr. Henry, have a seat, I have some news for you.






OffFieldIncident: yo man I already gots a seat right here in da escalade








BengalsGM: /clears throat





BengalsGM: Well, all right. Mr. Henry, after careful deliberation…






OffFieldIncident: /munches loudly







BengalsGM: The Bengals have decided to let you go.






OffFieldIncident: .










OffFieldIncident: .










OffFieldIncident: WHA










OffFieldIncident: /burps










OffFieldIncident: yo man whaddafuck?!










OffFieldIncident: how can u DO this shit ta me









BengalsGM: Well, see Mr. Henry, the thing is









OffFieldIncident: i had 21 receptions last year man, i still gots mah fuckin antwaan randle handles









OffFieldIncident: there aint no problem ya dig









BengalsGM: Mr. Henry, you had more erections than receptions last year. That’s a problem.








OffFieldIncident: well ye o course, gods meat needs ta get cooked every once in a while









OffFieldIncident: it just needs tha right seasonin









BengalsGM: You have had over 10 different legal problems in the last 3 years.








BengalsGM: The Bengals have decided it is best for the organization to stop financing your battles with strip club poles, and focus on getting talent elsewhere.






BengalsGM: We're afraid you're actually going to shoot someone again.









OffFieldIncident: yo i gots mah rights to wave mah metal dick around wheneva da fuck i want








BengalsGM: Goodbye, Mr. Henry.









OffFieldIncident: fuck




**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Bengals Locker Room.





OffFieldIncident: damn i wont even have no locker no more











OffFieldIncident: gotta fuckin clean it out befo they give it ta sum twinklefaced rookie wit his dick tucked up his ass









OffFieldIncident: /looks at locker










OffFieldIncident: ima need a goddamn u-haul truck fa this











OffFieldIncident: /opens locker






**ONLINE HOST** The entire artillery of a small African nation has collapsed out of the locker in a giant heap, along with a year’s supply of sun chips.




OffFieldIncident: ma babies










OffFieldIncident: /sniffs










OffFieldIncident: /wipes tear with AK-47







**ONLINE HOST** DudeYourCarsonFire has entered the chatroom.


DudeYourCarsonFire: hey chris you want to play catch and HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT STUFF






OffFieldIncident: naw dude its chill dont worry bout it










OffFieldIncident: im just packin up mah oozies is all










OffFieldIncident: im not gonna be chillin round these parts no more









DudeYourCarsonFire: er ok have fun playing gears of war with the laundry hamper








DudeYourCarsonFire: I’m going to go find housh and play an innocent game of hide-and-seek





DudeYourCarsonFire: just don’t shoot me




**ONLINE HOST** DudeYourCarsonFire has bolted from the chatroom.



OffFieldIncident: aights i gots ta leave mah mark here somehows










OffFieldIncident: /places 5 gallon sun chip bag on giant altar










OffFieldIncident: wait it needs some a that chris henry touch










OffFieldIncident: /urinates on it












OffFieldIncident: now its REALLY a sun chip