Travis Henry just makes me laugh.
-Ben
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Commish_Is_Wise: Alright, it's time for me to let you go
OffFieldIncident: damn son bout time I be outta this joint
OffFieldIncident: thereby meanin its time ta hit up mah joint
Commish_Is_Wise: Oh NO you don’t
Commish_Is_Wise: /slaps table enthusiastically
Commish_Is_Wise: Unless you want to end up in here for another six games
OffFieldIncident: damn man I aint even busted outta here yet and ya already on mah case
Commish_Is_Wise: Just get out of here!
OffFieldIncident: wait what
**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has been booted from the chatroom.
Commish_Is_Wise: Thank GOD
Commish_Is_Wise: /waves arms wildly in air
**ONLINE HOST** Two hours have passed by.
Commish_Is_Wise: It sure is quiet in here
Commish_Is_Wise: /sips non-alcoholic beer
Commish_Is_Wise: I can’t really win any more games of ro-sham-bo against myself
Commish_Is_Wise: Let’s see who I can find to take his place.
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henry_the_horse: so then the test results come back positive and i freak out
henry_the_horse: and im like damn you dont swallow after all
henry_the_horse: so i go up to Mr. Brady and say sorry bro but its not your baby after all
cumming_in_bundchens: /gets pregnant
henry_the_horse: woah when did i get here, where are my homies
Commish_Is_Wise: Perfect, another Henry
henry_the_horse: hey man why am i here, im not doing anything wrong
henry_the_horse: /abuses NFL substance policy
Commish_Is_Wise: Well, well, well, what do we have here?
henry_the_horse: no you dont underst-
Commish_Is_Wise: You’re third time, I see?
henry_the_horse: no no no no no its not like that at all
henry_the_horse: its only estrogen
Commish_Is_Wise: Why on EARTH
Commish_Is_Wise: /smacks table with forehead
Commish_Is_Wise: You know what? Don’t answer that, it doesn’t matter anyways. You’re coming with me.
henry_the_horse: but man you dont understand
henry_the_horse: im pregnant
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Commish_Is_Wise: /swigs Corona
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henry_the_horse: hehe
henry_the_horse: now for step 2 in operation henry
henry_the_horse: /removes duplicator, adds strand of hair
Duplicator: /whirrs, beeps
**ONLINE HOST** The Duplicator has spat out OfMiceAndHenry!
OfMiceAndHenry: /does steroids
henry_the_horse: attaboy youre a quick learner
henry_the_horse: now go cover randy moss
OfMiceAndHenry: wh….what?
OfMiceAndHenry: thats impossible!
OfMiceAndHenry: /does more steroids
**ONLINE HOST** Meanwhile, during the Bengals game…
OffFieldIncident: /runs
OffFieldIncident: woah i just been duplicated again
OffFieldIncident: tight shit
OffFieldIncident: /stops running, catches ball
**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has scored a touchdown.
OffFieldIncident: cool
OffField Incident: what was i thinkin again
OffFieldIncident: oh ya hey antrel guess what
CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: what
OffFieldIncident: BITCH YOU GOIN BE DEADER THAN AL DAVIS IN THE MORNING
