Forced Out

The ending to the Ravens vs Patriots game was incredible, this was just outrageous. I also apologize in advance to our female readers if they are offended by old guys with boob fetishes.

-AKA

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Browns vs Cardinals chatroom.




RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: OK guys, this is it.







RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: We’re down 6, with 6 seconds left on the clock. Time for our “Last play on earth” hail mary pass. We NEED to win to stay in the playoff hunt.




ClevelandBrowns: Yes coach





RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Now PROVE to me you won’t end up being the pansy-ass cucumber-stuffing pixies you normally are.





ClevelandBrowns: No problem, coach





RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Then maybe I’ll stop looking like a basset hound in all of my buddy icons.




**ONLINE HOST** The Browns have taken the field.




DerekTV: hut hut






DerekTV: buttercup






DerekTV: Braylon Edwards watched 2girls1cup






DerekTV: HIKE




**ONLINE HOST** Meanwhile...




ManReferee: hey those Arizona Cardinal cheerleaders man







LadyCheerleader: woo woo goooooo cards!!!








ManReferee: like WOW







ManReferee2: I know man, like I should totally penalize them for unnecessary roughness to my scrotum







ManReferee: gross dude







ManReferee2: hey is there a game going on?








ManReferee: nah I doubt it, we’d see something







HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: /goes deep






CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: Dont even THINK about catching this






CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /backflip






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: aight






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: /heisman trophy pose






LoseFastAndWinslow: /double covered






LoseFastAndWinslow: Hey buddy, OVA HERE






DerekTV: /throws long






LadyCheerleader: woo woo goooooo cards!!!








ManReferee: /entranced




**ONLINE HOST** DerekTV wants to directly connect.
**ONLINE HOST** DerekTV has directly connected.




DerekTV:




CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /clearly forces LoseFastAndWinslow out of bounds in endzone





ManReferee: eh







ManReferee: incomplete?







LoseFastAndWinslow: WHAT THE HELL MAN






LoseFastAndWinslow: I HAVE HAFFA MIND TA GET CHRIS HENRY OVA HERE RITE NOW AND BUSTA CAP IN YO ASS





ManReferee: hey man calm down calm down its just a game







ManReferee: besides, have you ever seen silicone move so fast?







LadyCheerleader: /cheers








LoseFastAndWinslow: well no actually, I went to college in Miami






LoseFastAndWinslow: it was just 89-year-old women driving golf carts to retirement homes to pick up their deceased husbands





ManReferee: lol







ManReferee: no wonder the only thing youve ever scored is a touchdown







LadyCheerleader: /bounces








LadyCheerleader: /nip-slip








ManReferee: *ahem* after review, the ruling on the field stands







ManReferee: Those are indeed fake







ManReferee2: Now THATS what I call a force-out

Not Another Henry!

The last name "Henry" does not bode well in the NFL. What next, Anthony Henry taking steroids?

Travis Henry just makes me laugh.

-Ben

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the NFL Penitentiary Chatroom.

Commish_Is_Wise: Alright, it's time for me to let you go









OffFieldIncident: damn son bout time I be outta this joint










OffFieldIncident: thereby meanin its time ta hit up mah joint









Commish_Is_Wise: Oh NO you don’t








Commish_Is_Wise: /slaps table enthusiastically








Commish_Is_Wise: Unless you want to end up in here for another six games








OffFieldIncident: damn man I aint even busted outta here yet and ya already on mah case








Commish_Is_Wise: Just get out of here!








OffFieldIncident: wait what







**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has been booted from the chatroom.






Commish_Is_Wise: Thank GOD








Commish_Is_Wise: /waves arms wildly in air






**ONLINE HOST** Two hours have passed by.






Commish_Is_Wise: It sure is quiet in here

Commish_Is_Wise: /sips non-alcoholic beer








Commish_Is_Wise: I can’t really win any more games of ro-sham-bo against myself







Commish_Is_Wise: Let’s see who I can find to take his place.






**ONLINE HOST** henry_the_horse has entered the chatroom.







henry_the_horse: so then the test results come back positive and i freak out









henry_the_horse: and im like damn you dont swallow after all









henry_the_horse: so i go up to Mr. Brady and say sorry bro but its not your baby after all







cumming_in_bundchens: /gets pregnant










henry_the_horse: woah when did i get here, where are my homies








Commish_Is_Wise: Perfect, another Henry









henry_the_horse: hey man why am i here, im not doing anything wrong









henry_the_horse: /abuses NFL substance policy








Commish_Is_Wise: Well, well, well, what do we have here?









henry_the_horse: no you dont underst-

Commish_Is_Wise: You’re third time, I see?









henry_the_horse: no no no no no its not like that at all









henry_the_horse: its only estrogen








Commish_Is_Wise: Why on EARTH








Commish_Is_Wise: /smacks table with forehead








Commish_Is_Wise: You know what? Don’t answer that, it doesn’t matter anyways. You’re coming with me.








henry_the_horse: but man you dont understand









henry_the_horse: im pregnant








Commish_Is_Wise: …









Commish_Is_Wise: …








Commish_Is_Wise: …








Commish_Is_Wise: …








Commish_Is_Wise: /swigs Corona






**ONLINE HOST** Commish_Is_Wise has left the chatroom.







henry_the_horse: hehe









henry_the_horse: now for step 2 in operation henry









henry_the_horse: /removes duplicator, adds strand of hair







Duplicator: /whirrs, beeps





**ONLINE HOST** The Duplicator has spat out OfMiceAndHenry!







OfMiceAndHenry: /does steroids









henry_the_horse: attaboy youre a quick learner









henry_the_horse: now go cover randy moss









OfMiceAndHenry: wh….what?









OfMiceAndHenry: thats impossible!










OfMiceAndHenry: /does more steroids






**ONLINE HOST** Meanwhile, during the Bengals game…







OffFieldIncident: /runs










OffFieldIncident: woah i just been duplicated again










OffFieldIncident: tight shit











OffFieldIncident: /stops running, catches ball







**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has scored a touchdown.







OffFieldIncident: cool










OffField Incident: what was i thinkin again










OffFieldIncident: oh ya hey antrel guess what










CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: what









OffFieldIncident: BITCH YOU GOIN BE DEADER THAN AL DAVIS IN THE MORNING

CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: thats highly unlikely









CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /backflip