Top "Bill-ing"

I think Dick Jauron deserves a little more honor than having a screen name with the word "Dick" in it.

-AKA

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RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Well, I don’t know how the hell we did it, but we control our own playoff hopes






RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Despite our best efforts, all we have to do is win our next two games and we’re in.






DerekTV: Wooot






DerekTV: when we make the playoffs, im gonna throw a huuuge party






DerekTV: maybe ill rent out a cruise ship like the Vikings did and bang one of chris henrys strippers


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OffFieldIncident: man fuck bein 5-9







OffFieldIncident: we lost ta the fuckin niners







OffFieldIncident: thats like gettin pansyass whooped by hanna montana inna armwrestlin contest






OffFieldIncident: I give up at life




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RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: I’d personally like to give a shoutout to one of our most focused players this year, Mr. Jamal Lewis.






IfJaIsNeedin2ShopGoToJamal: /rumbles






IfJaIsNeedin2ShopGoToJamal: /drags 16 defenders 43-yards into endzone






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: we got this shit in the bag






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: we play the mofuckin buffalo bills this week






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: i mean seriously






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: at least you can get 4 quarters out of a DOLLAR bill


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1NightInParrish: not cool man






1NightInParrish: ill play hard for 10 million bucks






1NightInParrish: even though our fan base is just a couple a native americans eating kfc that yell random slurs we cant understand





EvansToBetsy: lol so true






EvansToBetsy: our main news source is fuckin called Buffalo Rumblings





IThinkJauronToSomething: SHUT YOUR TRAP AND WORK







IThinkJauronToSomething: WE HAVEN'T COME THIS CLOSE TO THE PLAYOFFS FOR NOTHING





1NightInParrish: yes master






IThinkJauronToSomething: /whips 1NightInParrish into shape

/remembers glory days with Bears

Forced Out

The ending to the Ravens vs Patriots game was incredible, this was just outrageous. I also apologize in advance to our female readers if they are offended by old guys with boob fetishes.

-AKA

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RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: OK guys, this is it.







RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: We’re down 6, with 6 seconds left on the clock. Time for our “Last play on earth” hail mary pass. We NEED to win to stay in the playoff hunt.




ClevelandBrowns: Yes coach





RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Now PROVE to me you won’t end up being the pansy-ass cucumber-stuffing pixies you normally are.





ClevelandBrowns: No problem, coach





RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Then maybe I’ll stop looking like a basset hound in all of my buddy icons.




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DerekTV: hut hut






DerekTV: buttercup






DerekTV: Braylon Edwards watched 2girls1cup






DerekTV: HIKE




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ManReferee: hey those Arizona Cardinal cheerleaders man







LadyCheerleader: woo woo goooooo cards!!!








ManReferee: like WOW







ManReferee2: I know man, like I should totally penalize them for unnecessary roughness to my scrotum







ManReferee: gross dude







ManReferee2: hey is there a game going on?








ManReferee: nah I doubt it, we’d see something







HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: /goes deep






CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: Dont even THINK about catching this






CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /backflip






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: aight






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: /heisman trophy pose






LoseFastAndWinslow: /double covered






LoseFastAndWinslow: Hey buddy, OVA HERE






DerekTV: /throws long






LadyCheerleader: woo woo goooooo cards!!!








ManReferee: /entranced




**ONLINE HOST** DerekTV wants to directly connect.
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DerekTV:




CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /clearly forces LoseFastAndWinslow out of bounds in endzone





ManReferee: eh







ManReferee: incomplete?







LoseFastAndWinslow: WHAT THE HELL MAN






LoseFastAndWinslow: I HAVE HAFFA MIND TA GET CHRIS HENRY OVA HERE RITE NOW AND BUSTA CAP IN YO ASS





ManReferee: hey man calm down calm down its just a game







ManReferee: besides, have you ever seen silicone move so fast?







LadyCheerleader: /cheers








LoseFastAndWinslow: well no actually, I went to college in Miami






LoseFastAndWinslow: it was just 89-year-old women driving golf carts to retirement homes to pick up their deceased husbands





ManReferee: lol







ManReferee: no wonder the only thing youve ever scored is a touchdown







LadyCheerleader: /bounces








LadyCheerleader: /nip-slip








ManReferee: *ahem* after review, the ruling on the field stands







ManReferee: Those are indeed fake







ManReferee2: Now THATS what I call a force-out