Pooper Bowl

Well, another season draws to an end. Another season of hope and despair, where heroes were made and Terrell Owens was made fun of. Repeatedly. A season that was almost perfect, a season that was nowhere NEAR perfect, a season that brought a spying scandal, and a season that got our popcorn ready. It's been fun. This will probably be our last sideline for a while, unless some really crazy story gets our attention. I've never had so much fun making fun. And thank you, whoever you are that's reading this.

-AKA

P.S. Baseball season starts SOON, so if you want the same entertainment (and it's definitely just as funny), check out The Dugout, the original site that inspired us:
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/category/the-dugout/

Ok, I'm shutting up now.

Photos link to player pages. Seriously, click the photos. We swear they don't go to porn sites.

**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Super Bowl XLIII chatroom.


OnTheStrahanNarrow: Grrrr








OnTheStrahanNarrow: /paws ground dangerously








MyFairBrady: ha you think you can sack me, think again








MyFairBrady: if it’s in your mental capacity to think twice








OsiOsiOsiOyOyOy: /paces








MossOMenos: ye youre better at sackin taters at the local quickie mart than gettin ta mr tom here







MossOMenos: we got all the defensive shit on ya and more video than john madden’s bret favre collection








Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /nervously stows periscope










Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Yep team, we should be ALL set. Got the walkthrough from this year right here.






**ONLINE HOST** Caveman has entered the room.


MossOMenos: wtf








Caveman: I INVENT WHEEL








Caveman: /carries MyFairBrady outside pocket on stone slab







MyFairBrady: /gets sacked 5 times









Get_In_Mah_Belichick: No worries, we still have our “gamefilm”.









MossOMenos: yee coach i aint in fear yet








MossOMenos: i aint no nervous quakin oatmeal fa nothin








MossOMenos: handy randy dont take no shit








Caveman: I WANT BUD LIGHT





**ONLINE HOST** Caveman has smashed the Patriots entire year’s worth of gamefilm with a rock.


Caveman: BLECH








Caveman: BOTTLE OPENER SUCK






**ONLINE HOST** Caveman has left the room.



Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Shit.









OnTheStrahanNarrow: /sacks repeatedly








FatPeopleTyreEasily: /makes insane one-handed catch off helmet









Get_In_Mah_Belichick: NO.










Get_In_Mah_Belichick: THIS IS MATHMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.










Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /runs shamefully into locker room









LittleWhitEli: hey guyth i think we won the thuper bowl!








PlaxSeedOil: Wooooooo!








LittleWhitEli: now i can buy my new kidth bop 13 and lithten to it for like the entire thummer





**ONLINE HOST** ETradeBaby has entered the room.


ETradeBaby: /pisses pants in amazement








SuperManning_dat_ho: HAH








SuperManning_dat_ho: NOW THAT IS WHAT I WOULD CALL A SUPER BOWEL