Friday, December 28, 2007

Law And Order: SUV

We haven't received many responses on the web-designing front yet, but we'll be nice to you and give you a sideline today anyway.

-AKA

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the enormous SUV chatroom.




OffFieldIncident: /cruises







OffFieldIncident: ey chris u ready fa this next strip club






OffFieldIncident2: Hell yea






OffFieldIncident: u just cant go wrong with a strip club called the Stinking Sombrero






OffFieldIncident: /munches dorito




**ONLINE HOST** Silence has taken over the room for two hours.


OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet






OffFieldIncident: no






OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet






OffFieldIncident: no






OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet






OffFieldIncident: …






OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet





OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet





OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet






OffFieldIncident: SHUT THE HELL UP OR THIS DORITO GOES UP YA ASSHOLE





OffFieldIncident2: ok ok ok damn dude dont go oj simpson on me here



**ONLINE HOST** Silence...


OffFieldIncident2: …






OffFieldIncident: …






OffFieldIncident2: …





OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet






OffFieldIncident: /slowly cocks gun borrowed from tank johnson






OffFieldIncident2: EEK



**ONLINE HOST** HighwayCop has entered the chatroom.


HighwayCop: Is there a problem, gentlemen?






OffFieldIncident: no see we was just eatin our munchies here






OffFieldIncident2: yeah just some love between offensive studs





OffFieldIncident2: we were uh





OffFieldIncident2: partying over the end of my 4 game steroid suspension






OffFieldIncident: yeah we was actually on tha way to look at tha uh







OffFieldIncident: local immigrant situation, yadadamean






OffFieldIncident2: Woot for the Stinking Sombrero





HighwayCop: Well I heard screaming, and I have to keep the peace.





HighwayCop: /charges stun-gun






OffFieldIncident: DON’T TASE ME BRO

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The NFL Days Of Christmas

We need a web designer for Christmas. Preferably someone who can stick all our chats into a fake AIM box for added realism, and also someone who thinks tables are not only for sticking our large dinners on but also some part of HTML. Email us at NFLSideline@gmail.com if you can help. Merry Christmas.

-AKA

Photos link to player pages.



SuperManning_Dat_Ho: HEY THERE ALL YE MERRY EGGNOGERS AND REINDEER BEATERS




SuperManning_Dat_Ho: THIS IS PEY





SuperManning_Dat_Ho: PEYTON HERE WITH ANOTHER HOLIDAY CHEERING MUSICAL EXTRAVAGANZA FOR YOUR LISTENING MECHANISMS



SuperManning_Dat_Ho: AHEM





SuperManning_Dat_Ho: ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME





IllPlummerDepths: 12 Plummers plumming





SilenceOfTheCam: 11 Dolphins griping





Psycho_Ward: 10 Wards a Reaping





MyFairBrady: 9 Bradys Prancing





WordUpTO_me: 8 ankles wiltin





MossOMenos: 7 Patriots winnin






OffFieldIncident: 6 strip club shootins







Get_In_Mah_Belichick: 5 Super Bowl Riiiiiinggggggsss






LittleWhiteLi: 4 fat turds on my o-line





HenryTheHorse: 3 french hookers





RomoSapien: 2 hot boobs i luuuuuv






RomoSapien: /finally throws touchdown






Parcell_Post: And a Parcelllls in a front office seeeeeaaaaaaat





Parcell_Post: /yells at Terrell Owens anyway





SuperManning_Dat_Ho: HAPPY HOLIDAY SPIRIT EVERYBODY