Who would win in a fight: Santa Claus or Al Davis?
Al Davis, because he'd get Bill Romanowski to fight for him.
-AKA
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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Raiders Weekly Gameplan chatroom.
GeriALtric: Ok coacheszzz, here is our gameplan for the weekszzz.
GeriALtric: /snores
GeriALtric: As you know, we play on Sunday against the Tennessee Oilerszzz
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Actually we’re playing the Broncos, the Oilers became the Titans about 10 years ago
GeriALtric: Quiet, you young whippersnapperszzz, I can’t hear myself think
GeriALtric: Our objective this week will be to throw the ball to Randy Mosszzz
GeriALtric: For a few touchdownszzzzzzzzzz
GeriALtric: /falls asleep
**ONLINE HOST** Two hours later…
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: er three questions here
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: One, should I wake him up?
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Two, isn’t randy moss on the patriots now?
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Three, shouldn't Mr. Davis have died about 30 years ago?
JamarcusRussellTerrier: yes coach, ABSOLUTELY right
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Uh for which question?
JamarcusRussellTerrier: absolutely coach, 110% behind you here
JamarcusRussellTerrier: whatever you do, it won’t change our relationship one bit
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: What in the world is he on about? Has he been taking pot from Ricky Williams?
SappyRomanceNovel: no hes been groveling and sucking up to you all week so he can earn the starting job
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Oh
SappyRomanceNovel: you might have to consider making him qb
SappyRomanceNovel: Daunte Culpepper just hasnt been himself lately
HotSalt_n_Culpepper: /scrambles out of pocket
HotSalt_n_Culpepper: /throws interception
SappyRomanceNovel: oh never mind i guess he has been himself
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: What in the hell am I gonna do?
GeriALtric: /wakes up
GeriALtric: Never fear, faithful Raiderszzz
GeriALtric: We have a commitment to excellencszzz
GeriALtric: All we need is some motivation for our playerszzz
GeriALtric: As you youngunszzz say, “I’ve got it covered”
Porterbello: im pretty sure that phrase was created in about 1873
GeriALtric: I have found someone to make you fellowszzz fiery and furiouszzz
GeriALtric: /passes out
/creates head-shaped indentation in table
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Oh god, I wonder who the motivation is
Ert_Gallery: ooh ooh I hope it’s a hot playboy playmate for me to blow more of my first-round draft pick money on
Porterbello: nah its probably just a World War I pamphlet with drool on it
**ONLINE HOST** The earth has started quaking, playbooks have fallen off the table.
Porterbello: ok, im pretty sure my guess is wrong
**ONLINE HOST** The door to Raiders Headquarters has been blown wide open, leaving a 78-foot crack in the wall.
**ONLINE HOST** MyChemicalRomanowski has rumbled into the chatroom.
MyChemicalRomanowski: GROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR
MyChemicalRomanowski: /munches steroids
MyChemicalRomanowski: TERRY TATE SHALL BE A CREAMPUFF COMPARED TO ME
SappyRomanceNovel: EEK
SappyRomanceNovel: /inhales hamburger in fear
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
One Stronger Than The Safety He Played
Even though The Sideline is meant to be funny, there are times when life is not so funny. We do not mean to offend anyone by this entry, just to enlighten the mood of a very somber event. We offer tribute to a fallen warrior, Sean Taylor. May he rest in peace.
-AKA and Ben
Photos link to player pages.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: /passes on
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Hall O’ Deathlies chatroom.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: where, where am I?
**ONLINE HOST** AIM is not responding.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: well I may as well just sit here and wait
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: /interception
**ONLINE HOST** LetsGetReadyToDumble has entered the chatroom out of the mist.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Sean, you wonderful wonderful boy, come walk with me.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: er alright then
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: promise me you won’t make me see those pictures you took with Jeff Garcia
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Yes, don’t worry, my magic wand has already cleansed his chamber of secrets
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: oh god
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: too much info
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Anyway, you were a brave man. You gave up your life in sacrifice for the well-being of your family.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: You are not just a football player, you were a role-model.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: You turned around your life, and accepted responsibility.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Many muggles would have just quit, you carried on.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Your family is not the only one mourning.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Hopefully we can all learn from your actions, Sean
Taylor.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: /fades into mist
**ONLINE HOST** LetsGetReadyToDumble has left the chatroom.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: so where do I go now anyway?
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered Washington Redskins Heaven chatroom.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: um I haven’t moved
**ONLINE HOST** Yes, you are in sort of a limbo.
**ONLINE HOST** The Redskins were never great or horrible, just sort of…mediocre.
**ONLINE HOST** You will float in mist for eternity unless they stop finishing 7-9 and trading 4th round draft picks for backup offensive linemen.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: aw poop
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: I wish I was on the raiders
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: then I’d have god on my side, at least
**ONLINE HOST** FreemanAlmighty has entered the room.
FreemanAlmighty: CHECK MY BLACK HOLE BITCHEZZ
RIP Man
-AKA and Ben
Photos link to player pages.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: /passes on
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Hall O’ Deathlies chatroom.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: where, where am I?
**ONLINE HOST** AIM is not responding.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: well I may as well just sit here and wait
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: /interception
**ONLINE HOST** LetsGetReadyToDumble has entered the chatroom out of the mist.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Sean, you wonderful wonderful boy, come walk with me.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: er alright then
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: promise me you won’t make me see those pictures you took with Jeff Garcia
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Yes, don’t worry, my magic wand has already cleansed his chamber of secrets
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: oh god
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: too much info
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Anyway, you were a brave man. You gave up your life in sacrifice for the well-being of your family.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: You are not just a football player, you were a role-model.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: You turned around your life, and accepted responsibility.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Many muggles would have just quit, you carried on.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Your family is not the only one mourning.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: Hopefully we can all learn from your actions, Sean
Taylor.
LetsGetReadyToDumble: /fades into mist
**ONLINE HOST** LetsGetReadyToDumble has left the chatroom.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: so where do I go now anyway?
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered Washington Redskins Heaven chatroom.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: um I haven’t moved
**ONLINE HOST** Yes, you are in sort of a limbo.
**ONLINE HOST** The Redskins were never great or horrible, just sort of…mediocre.
**ONLINE HOST** You will float in mist for eternity unless they stop finishing 7-9 and trading 4th round draft picks for backup offensive linemen.
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: aw poop
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: I wish I was on the raiders
WhatSeanWeDoWithACrunkinTaylor: then I’d have god on my side, at least
**ONLINE HOST** FreemanAlmighty has entered the room.
FreemanAlmighty: CHECK MY BLACK HOLE BITCHEZZ
RIP Man
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