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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the enormous SUV chatroom.
OffFieldIncident: /drives
OffFieldIncident: ok dawg so I was in the commish office a few months ago and he was givin me some bullshit about partying too hard
OffFieldIncident2: lol what a dumbass
OffFieldIncident2: so whatd u do
OffFieldIncident: so he was askin me all these questions an shit
OffFieldIncident: like “what do you want to do with your life?” “Are you interested in charitable work in the NFL”
OffFieldIncident: he wanted me ta sponsor some barbecue for poor kids in Chicago or some shit on a Monday
OffFieldIncident: and of course monday is the day I go to tha strip club in new jersey
OffFieldIncident: so im like
OffFieldIncident: HEY COMMISH
OffFieldIncident: more waist, less grilling
OffFieldIncident2: lol
OffFieldIncident2: hey pull over ta this here 7-eleven, im hella thirsty
OffFieldIncident2: i need my daily dose of sugar and caffeine
OffFieldIncident: ye you know what I could use a hot dog an some nachos
OffFieldIncident: /pulls over
**ONLINE HOST** ManValet has entered the room.
ManValet: Hey man, let me park your car for you.
OffFieldIncident: naw man fuck you, ima get some dope munchies so gtfo my way
ManValet: Er no.
ManValet: See, it’s my job to park cars here.
OffFieldIncident: YOU BE STANDIN IN THA WAY OF MAH MUNCHIES
OffFieldIncident: YOU KEEP ME FROM MAH MUNCHIES, YOU BE FEELIN THA CRUNCHIES
OffFieldIncident2: lol that guy is toast
**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident wants to directly connect.
**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has directly connected.
OffFieldIncident: YOU KNOW WHO I AM BITCH?
OffFieldIncident: /earth-rattling bodyslam
OffFieldIncident: IM CHRIS HENRY, SO DON’T FUCK
ManValet: /groans
ManValet: who the hell is chris henry
OffFieldIncident: im chris henry
OffFieldIncident2: im chris henry too
OffFieldIncident: no youre chris henry TWO
OffFieldIncident2: man why i gotta be the clone
**ONLINE HOST** Commish_Is_Wise has entered the room.
Commish_Is_Wise: Here we go again…
Commish_Is_Wise: /chugs Heineken
Commish_Is_Wise: Gotta deal with the confusion somehow.
**ONLINE HOST** Millimeter_Peterson has entered the room.
**ONLINE HOST** Centimeter_Peterson has entered the room.
Millimeter_Peterson: hey guys whats up
Centimeter_Peterson: hey guys whats up
Commish_Is_Wise: Jesus Christ.
Commish_Is_Wise: /inhales Guinness
Commish_Is_Wise: This is almost too much.
Commish_Is_Wise: Just don't make me bust out the Samuel Adams.
AColdFresh_SamAdams: dont push it son
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