This Sunday, Adrian Peterson rushed for 296 yards. A new NFL record for a single game. As a rookie, no doubt. Does this mean anything for his future in the NFL? Not a thing. Sure, he might break the rookie rush yards record for a season, but can you seriously say that he's set for pro-bowl quality seasons for the rest of his career? For all of those who are jumping the gun, I say be patient and watch football.
Peterson is a beast, though. Kick-ass for fantasy points.
-Ben
Photos link to player pages.
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered Vikings Stadium chatroom.
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: hut hut
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: peanut
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: your girlfriend is a slut
Birkenstock: k hike the ball already, i dont want to squat all day
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: HIKE
Millimeter_Peterson: /takes handoff
**ONLINE HOST** Time has stopped. A dark figure has entered the chatroom in front of Millimeter_Peterson.
WhatTheHell: Cut left.
Millimeter_Peterson: excuse me who are you and what are you doing
Millimeter_Peterson: im trying to run the ball here
WhatTheHell: I am the Devil, and I have come to make sure you break the NFL rushing yards record as a rookie.
Millimeter_Peterson: uh why
WhatTheHell: Isn’t it obvious? Eric Dickerson is the reincarnation of
WhatTheHell: JESUS CHRIST
Millimeter_Peterson: whoa not ok buddy do not shout the lords name in vain
Millimeter_Peterson: Even if you sleep with Saddam Hussein
WhatTheHell: /smacks forehead
WhatTheHell: Just accept that Jesus was indeed Eric Dickerson, cuz I need you to break his rushing yards record.
Millimeter_Peterson: wait why is eric dickerson jesus, and why are rushing yards important
WhatTheHell: Rearrange the letters in “rushing yards.” What do you get?
Millimeter_Peterson: i dunno what
WhatTheHell: You get uh...
WhatTheHell: Yarn Rids Hugs
Millimeter_Peterson: the fuck?
WhatTheHell: Well that’s not important, I need someone to break his record to weaken Jesus’ power. The more records he owns, the stronger he is. So just cut left already.
Millimeter_Peterson: how can i trust you, the last time a devil came to my door I offered him candy but then slapped me in the face and grabbed the whole-
WhatTheHell: SILENCE YOU FOOL! OBEY ME OR I WILL SPITE YOU!
Millimeter_Peterson: see thats what im worried about, how can i trust that you-
Millimeter_Peterson: oh btw its smite, not spite
**ONLINE HOST** Lightning has erupted out of WhatTheHell’s fingers, zapping ThatsTarvarisICanThrow.
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: aw man not again
**ONLINE HOST** ThatsTarvarisICanThrow has left the chatroom with a concussion.
Millimeter_Peterson: ok i get it, i will cut left
Millimeter_Peterson: /cuts left
Millimeter_Peterson: /scores 3 touchdowns
WhatTheHell: Thank you Adrian, you have served your purpose well. Now I must go.
Millimeter_Peterson: wait will i be in trouble for what i just did, i mean helping the devil and all…
WhatTheHell: That is why I must erase your memory.
Millimeter_Peterson: wait what the-
**ONLINE HOST** WhatTheHell has erased Millimeter_Peterson’s memory.
**ONLINE HOST** WhatTheHell has left the chatroom.
Millimeter_Peterson: er where am i
TakeTheBollingerOwnHands: dood u just scored another touchdown
Millimeter_Peterson: a what
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Postgame Press Conference chatroom.
ManReporter: Mr. Peterson, were you thinking about the record at all during that game?
Millimeter_Peterson: uh no i dont remember anything, how many yarn hugs did i get?
Millimeter_Peterson: honk honk VROOM
Millimeter_Peterson: I wanna go faaaaast
WhatTheHell: Whoops, looks like I erased too much…
Peterson is a beast, though. Kick-ass for fantasy points.
-Ben
Photos link to player pages.
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered Vikings Stadium chatroom.
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: hut hut
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: peanut
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: your girlfriend is a slut
Birkenstock: k hike the ball already, i dont want to squat all day
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: HIKE
Millimeter_Peterson: /takes handoff
**ONLINE HOST** Time has stopped. A dark figure has entered the chatroom in front of Millimeter_Peterson.
WhatTheHell: Cut left.
Millimeter_Peterson: excuse me who are you and what are you doing
Millimeter_Peterson: im trying to run the ball here
WhatTheHell: I am the Devil, and I have come to make sure you break the NFL rushing yards record as a rookie.
Millimeter_Peterson: uh why
WhatTheHell: Isn’t it obvious? Eric Dickerson is the reincarnation of
WhatTheHell: JESUS CHRIST
Millimeter_Peterson: whoa not ok buddy do not shout the lords name in vain
Millimeter_Peterson: Even if you sleep with Saddam Hussein
WhatTheHell: /smacks forehead
WhatTheHell: Just accept that Jesus was indeed Eric Dickerson, cuz I need you to break his rushing yards record.
Millimeter_Peterson: wait why is eric dickerson jesus, and why are rushing yards important
WhatTheHell: Rearrange the letters in “rushing yards.” What do you get?
Millimeter_Peterson: i dunno what
WhatTheHell: You get uh...
WhatTheHell: Yarn Rids Hugs
Millimeter_Peterson: the fuck?
WhatTheHell: Well that’s not important, I need someone to break his record to weaken Jesus’ power. The more records he owns, the stronger he is. So just cut left already.
Millimeter_Peterson: how can i trust you, the last time a devil came to my door I offered him candy but then slapped me in the face and grabbed the whole-
WhatTheHell: SILENCE YOU FOOL! OBEY ME OR I WILL SPITE YOU!
Millimeter_Peterson: see thats what im worried about, how can i trust that you-
Millimeter_Peterson: oh btw its smite, not spite
**ONLINE HOST** Lightning has erupted out of WhatTheHell’s fingers, zapping ThatsTarvarisICanThrow.
ThatsTarvarisICanThrow: aw man not again
**ONLINE HOST** ThatsTarvarisICanThrow has left the chatroom with a concussion.
Millimeter_Peterson: ok i get it, i will cut left
Millimeter_Peterson: /cuts left
Millimeter_Peterson: /scores 3 touchdowns
WhatTheHell: Thank you Adrian, you have served your purpose well. Now I must go.
Millimeter_Peterson: wait will i be in trouble for what i just did, i mean helping the devil and all…
WhatTheHell: That is why I must erase your memory.
Millimeter_Peterson: wait what the-
**ONLINE HOST** WhatTheHell has erased Millimeter_Peterson’s memory.
**ONLINE HOST** WhatTheHell has left the chatroom.
Millimeter_Peterson: er where am i
TakeTheBollingerOwnHands: dood u just scored another touchdown
Millimeter_Peterson: a what
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Postgame Press Conference chatroom.
ManReporter: Mr. Peterson, were you thinking about the record at all during that game?
Millimeter_Peterson: uh no i dont remember anything, how many yarn hugs did i get?
Millimeter_Peterson: honk honk VROOM
Millimeter_Peterson: I wanna go faaaaast
WhatTheHell: Whoops, looks like I erased too much…
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