Sunday, December 2, 2007

Forced Out

The ending to the Ravens vs Patriots game was incredible, this was just outrageous. I also apologize in advance to our female readers if they are offended by old guys with boob fetishes.

-AKA

Photos link to player pages.

**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Browns vs Cardinals chatroom.




RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: OK guys, this is it.







RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: We’re down 6, with 6 seconds left on the clock. Time for our “Last play on earth” hail mary pass. We NEED to win to stay in the playoff hunt.




ClevelandBrowns: Yes coach





RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Now PROVE to me you won’t end up being the pansy-ass cucumber-stuffing pixies you normally are.





ClevelandBrowns: No problem, coach





RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Then maybe I’ll stop looking like a basset hound in all of my buddy icons.




**ONLINE HOST** The Browns have taken the field.




DerekTV: hut hut






DerekTV: buttercup






DerekTV: Braylon Edwards watched 2girls1cup






DerekTV: HIKE




**ONLINE HOST** Meanwhile...




ManReferee: hey those Arizona Cardinal cheerleaders man







LadyCheerleader: woo woo goooooo cards!!!








ManReferee: like WOW







ManReferee2: I know man, like I should totally penalize them for unnecessary roughness to my scrotum







ManReferee: gross dude







ManReferee2: hey is there a game going on?








ManReferee: nah I doubt it, we’d see something







HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: /goes deep






CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: Dont even THINK about catching this






CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /backflip






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: aight






HornyDonkeysBrayLonger: /heisman trophy pose






LoseFastAndWinslow: /double covered






LoseFastAndWinslow: Hey buddy, OVA HERE






DerekTV: /throws long






LadyCheerleader: woo woo goooooo cards!!!








ManReferee: /entranced




**ONLINE HOST** DerekTV wants to directly connect.
**ONLINE HOST** DerekTV has directly connected.




DerekTV:




CallMeButtersCauseImOnARolle: /clearly forces LoseFastAndWinslow out of bounds in endzone





ManReferee: eh







ManReferee: incomplete?







LoseFastAndWinslow: WHAT THE HELL MAN






LoseFastAndWinslow: I HAVE HAFFA MIND TA GET CHRIS HENRY OVA HERE RITE NOW AND BUSTA CAP IN YO ASS





ManReferee: hey man calm down calm down its just a game







ManReferee: besides, have you ever seen silicone move so fast?







LadyCheerleader: /cheers








LoseFastAndWinslow: well no actually, I went to college in Miami






LoseFastAndWinslow: it was just 89-year-old women driving golf carts to retirement homes to pick up their deceased husbands





ManReferee: lol







ManReferee: no wonder the only thing youve ever scored is a touchdown







LadyCheerleader: /bounces








LadyCheerleader: /nip-slip








ManReferee: *ahem* after review, the ruling on the field stands







ManReferee: Those are indeed fake







ManReferee2: Now THATS what I call a force-out

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