Friday, December 21, 2007

The Good, The Bad, And The Fuckin Annoying Blondes

Yes, we all saw this one coming. Say "platymapus" three times fast.

-AKA

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JessicaSkimpy_son: WOO WOO I love you guys, Cowboys!





JessicaSkimpy_son: Especially that hunk tony romo, the frickin sexiest bf in the world!





LadyCheerleader: hey hey lady, whats going on here






JessicaSkimpy_son: Just cheering on my team and its adorable qb!





JessicaSkimpy_son: /flips hair






LadyCheerleader: well miss, I’m awfully sorry to break it to you, but it’s my job to cheer for the cowboys






LadyCheerleader: let me show you how it’s done







LadyCheerleader: /pom-pom dance






JessicaSkimpy_son: That’s nothing, ma’am. Go home and shove that pom-pom up your butt. This is Jessica Simpson territory.




JessicaSkimpy_son: This is how you’re SUPPOSED to do it.





JessicaSkimpy_son: /accentuates blondeness





JessicaSkimpy_son: /believes Wal-mart actually sells walls





JessicaSkimpy_son: /believes K-mart actually sells the letter “K”






LadyCheerleader: god almighty hide my over-makeuped eyes




**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me has entered the room.



WordUpTO_me: exceeeeeuse me ladies, but yall dont know how its done in these parts


**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me wants to directly connect.

**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me has directly connected.



WordUpTO_me:















JessicaSkimpy_son: Thaat was uggggllyyyy lameo








JessicaSkimpy_son: Liek worse than rooming with paris hilton








JessicaSkimpy_son: At least she had booze when she decided to celebrate something







WordUpTO_me: well fine ladies, if you dont want the TO show to blo ya hizzle to the flo, i can peddle my wares elsewheres





**ONLINE HOST** RomoSapien has entered the room.





WordUpTO_me: o hey tony








RomoSapien: hey TO









RomoSapien: /spots JessicaSkimpy_son









RomoSapien: hey there loviedoviewuvie etc.









RomoSapien: /touchdown pass









JessicaSkimpy_son: hey oodledoodlebuddlebumpkin etc.








RomoSapien: come closer, let me do what nick lachey never did









RomoSapien: /fondle









WordUpTO_me: o lord this is gonna be worse than the time john madden found brett favre walkin on an empty street







WordUpTO_me: that was a sack if i ever seen one








RomoSapien: /has worst statistical game of career









JessicaSkimpy_son: hee hee i was “in this skin” if you know what i mean








WordUpTO_me: WTF bitch u fucked up tony








WordUpTO_me: now who is gonna throw me my 4 weekly td passes








RomoSapien: /dazed and confused









JessicaSkimpy_son: Go screw yourself Terrell; you’re no match for my super-blonde powers!







JessicaSkimpy_son: /confuses chicken of the sea with actual chicken








WordUpTO_me: aw shit i betta haul ass








WordUpTO_me: to the brat-mobile!






**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me has left the room.

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