There should be regulations on football players' extra-curricular activities. The "off field incidents" are making the sport a joke. What's next, T.O. taking a year off to make a rap CD? I fear for football. It's becoming way too much like the NBA. At least it makes a good story, though.
Let it be known that the day John Madden becomes a NASCAR announcer, my purpose in life will be complete.
-Ben
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**Online Host** You have entered the New England Patriots off-season chatroom!
MossOMenos: man im sicka this i dont wanna wait until septembro to break my own record
MossOMenos: i cant stand guitar hero 3 anymore
MyFairBrady: hey hey randy watch this
MyFairBrady: /attempts to play “Through the Fire and Flames” on expert difficulty
MossOMenos: christ almighty hyphy ima need sumthin new to play
**Online Host** WilForkForWood has entered the room.
WilForkForWood: my turn to play just got back from EB games
WilForkForWood: /puts new CD into Xbox
MossOMenos: what in the name of my grandmas left nut is this crap
WilForkForWood: man havent you been payin attention, its grand theft auto 4 just came out
WilForkForWood: watch and learn
WilForkForWood: /approaches a pedestrian and pokes in the eye
MossOMenos: lemme in on this
MossOMenos: /grabs controller
MossOMenos: /drives like seven-year-old
MossOMenos: hey this is pretty fun
MossOMenos: /runs over police officer
MossOMenos: ima try this for a living
**Online Host** One month later…
MossOMenos: alright tony show me what ten million bucks an twenty strippers can do
AirlineStewartess: I’m ready Mr. Moss! Moss Motorsports is the best!
MossOMenos: call me randy or ima turn ya muffla into a spoila yadadamean
AirlineStewartess: Sorry Mr. Moss.
**Online Host** The race is about to begin!
CheckeredFlagGuy: 321go
AirlineStewartess: /accelerates
Madden09: Err, you take a left turn here…
Madden09: You take a left turn here…
Madden09: You take a left turn here…
Madden09: Hey, if you keep taking left turns, you’ll probably…
Madden09: You’ll probably…
Madden09: Be ok.
AirlineStewartess: Thanks, John.
**Online Host** AirlineStewartess has won the race!
MossOMenos: woohoo let’s celebrate
**Online Host** Moss Motorsports has been disqualified for spying on opposing drivers.
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /hides periscope
MossOMenos: god damns coach i toldja boy ta stick that spyin shit outta tha way
Let it be known that the day John Madden becomes a NASCAR announcer, my purpose in life will be complete.
-Ben
Photos link to player pages.
**Online Host** You have entered the New England Patriots off-season chatroom!
MossOMenos: man im sicka this i dont wanna wait until septembro to break my own record
MossOMenos: i cant stand guitar hero 3 anymore
MyFairBrady: hey hey randy watch this
MyFairBrady: /attempts to play “Through the Fire and Flames” on expert difficulty
MossOMenos: christ almighty hyphy ima need sumthin new to play
**Online Host** WilForkForWood has entered the room.
WilForkForWood: my turn to play just got back from EB games
WilForkForWood: /puts new CD into Xbox
MossOMenos: what in the name of my grandmas left nut is this crap
WilForkForWood: man havent you been payin attention, its grand theft auto 4 just came out
WilForkForWood: watch and learn
WilForkForWood: /approaches a pedestrian and pokes in the eye
MossOMenos: lemme in on this
MossOMenos: /grabs controller
MossOMenos: /drives like seven-year-old
MossOMenos: hey this is pretty fun
MossOMenos: /runs over police officer
MossOMenos: ima try this for a living
**Online Host** One month later…
MossOMenos: alright tony show me what ten million bucks an twenty strippers can do
AirlineStewartess: I’m ready Mr. Moss! Moss Motorsports is the best!
MossOMenos: call me randy or ima turn ya muffla into a spoila yadadamean
AirlineStewartess: Sorry Mr. Moss.
**Online Host** The race is about to begin!
CheckeredFlagGuy: 321go
AirlineStewartess: /accelerates
Madden09: Err, you take a left turn here…
Madden09: You take a left turn here…
Madden09: You take a left turn here…
Madden09: Hey, if you keep taking left turns, you’ll probably…
Madden09: You’ll probably…
Madden09: Be ok.
AirlineStewartess: Thanks, John.
**Online Host** AirlineStewartess has won the race!
MossOMenos: woohoo let’s celebrate
**Online Host** Moss Motorsports has been disqualified for spying on opposing drivers.
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /hides periscope
MossOMenos: god damns coach i toldja boy ta stick that spyin shit outta tha way
