The Stephen Ghost-Kowski Challenge, Pt. 3

I'd like to point out that the niners suck.

-Ben

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AlpineBovine: Hey guys this is New England kicker Stephen Gostkowski with the third installment of our new gameshow.

AlpineBovine: Yessir, that's right. It's the...

CrappyGameShowMusic: /fanfare

AlpineBovine: Stephen Ghost-kowski challenge!!!

AlpineBovine: Here’s how you play ghost: 1 person says a letter, then I say another letter with a word in mind, and then you say one, and so on. The person who finishes a word loses!

AlpineBovine: Who's ready to start?

**ONLINE HOST** BloodAndGore has entered the chatroom.






BloodAndGore: hey bub we’s about to begin









AlpineBovine: /big sigh










AlpineBovine: Why do I always get stuck with the weekly losers?








**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has entered the chatroom.







SuperManning_dat_ho: YOU HAVE FILLED MY BEATING HEART WITH THE SATISFACTION OF NOT BEING THE WORST THIS WEEK








AlpineBovine: Actually, you were. We just didn’t want you on the show back to back weeks.









SuperManning_dat_ho: GASPING






**ONLINEHOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has been booted from the chatroom.







BloodAndGore: man dat guys a loser, lets play this competitions









AlpineBovine: Well, let’s see if you can at least win at SOMETHING! You start.










BloodAndGore: R









AlpineBovine: E










BloodAndGore: that’s not a words man, looks like I be the winner










BloodAndGore: lol this shit was easier than my wunderlic test










AlpineBovine: UGH










AlpineBovine: HOW COME NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME???










BloodAndGore: hey woah there bros I know where you coming from










BloodAndGore: I gets told to run up the middle for 2 yard every plays










BloodAndGore: that not be helping anyone










AlpineBovine: What are you talking about?











BloodAndGore: /crashes up the middle for 2 yards on 3rd and 7










BloodAndGore: looks like you gotta punts for me nows ok thanks bud










AlpineBovine: Wow, and it’s truly amazing that you aren’t the worst team in
your division.







**ONLINE HOST** JacksOff has entered the chatroom.








JacksOff: hey bro dont be talking shit about my team








JacksOff: no longer do we suck









JacksOff: however i happen to know where to find some videos of whores that do suck








JacksOff: this weeks special at www. –








AlpineBovine: NO! STOP RIGHT THERE!







**ONLINE HOST** JacksOff has been booted from the chatroom.







AlpineBovine: I take that back, you are definitely not the worst team in your division.

BloodAndGore: yea well we's gonna find out week 11 wont us









BloodAndGore: /rumbles for 2 yards

Time To Buy A New PS2

You have to feel bad for Al Michaels. He's a prime sports announcer trying hard to make a living, stuck once a week with a guy who is only interested in gushing about Brett Favre's ass. Enjoy this. But not TOO much.

-AKA


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VinaFairy: Well this should be a nice calm game of Madden.






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: yea man ive been waiting all week to play this





DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: ea sports should be renamed ea slows






VinaFairy: Haha what?






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: it took two frickin weeks to send






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: next time im using UPS delivery intercept for that shit


**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has entered the room.




SuperManning_dat_ho: DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY INTERC






SuperManning_dat_ho: INTERCEPT



**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has left the room.




DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: At the end of the 1st half, the Chargers lead the Colts 23-7.





Madden08: You see Al, if the 15 minutes in the second quarter run out, then it’s probably






Madden08: probably







Madden08: going to be halftime.







DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: That’s right John, it certainly looks like the Chargers are in full control right now.





DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: They should look to stay aggressive on the ground through the second half.





Madden08: Hey, if it’s halftime, then BOOM! Time to fill my belly with some
steamin’ beef ribs.






Madden08: /engorges







DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: Thanks, John.








DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: woot bitch im absolutely owning you






VinaFairy: What the hell, I can’t tell what I’m doing wrong.






VinaFairy: By all means I should be winning.






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: hey just a friendly tip






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: try not choosing punt block every play






VinaFairy: …






VinaFairy: You can choose your own plays?!?






VinaFairy: I just kind of figured the computer automatically made Peyton throw a touchdown every play and maybe audible a few times for kicks.





DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: lol what a bumpkin






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: k go pick your play






VinaFairy: What is this “hail mary?”






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: oh that?






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: its one of the best running plays in the game that doesn’t involve me





DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: /prevent defense



**ONLINE HOST** The Indianapolis Colts have scored two touchdowns.




DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: what






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: what the hell






DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: John, it really looks like Peyton Manning is getting back into a groove.





Madden08: You know, if you scored 14 unanswered points, you probably







Madden08: probably







Madden08: just scored two touchdowns in a row.







DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: Thanks, John.



**ONLINE HOST** VinaFairy has lined up for a game winning 29 yard field goal.




VinaFairy: I finally think I’m getting the hang of this.






VinaFairy: I can make this thing in my sleep.






VinaFairy: /prepares right analog stick



**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has entered the room.




SuperManning_dat_ho: HEY KICKER OF THE STRONG RIGHT FOOT






SuperManning_dat_ho: AFTER WE WIN THIS GAME WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN SOME CELEBRATORY JAPANESE CUISINE.





SuperManning_dat_ho: IE SUSHI






VinaFairy: /looks up






VinaFairy: /inadvertently pushes stick sideways



**ONLINE HOST** VinaFairy has missed a 29 yard field goal to lose the game.




DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: woot






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: /dogpile






SuperManning_dat_ho: INSERT STUNNED SILENCE HERE






Madden08: You know, if you miss a game winning field goal, then you probably






Madden08: you probably







Madden08: won’t win the game.







SuperManning_dat_ho: OH FACEPASTE THERE GO THE SPICY TUNA ROLLS





VinaFairy: /VinaTeary