Time To Buy A New PS2

You have to feel bad for Al Michaels. He's a prime sports announcer trying hard to make a living, stuck once a week with a guy who is only interested in gushing about Brett Favre's ass. Enjoy this. But not TOO much.

-AKA


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VinaFairy: Well this should be a nice calm game of Madden.






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: yea man ive been waiting all week to play this





DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: ea sports should be renamed ea slows






VinaFairy: Haha what?






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: it took two frickin weeks to send






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: next time im using UPS delivery intercept for that shit


**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has entered the room.




SuperManning_dat_ho: DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY INTERC






SuperManning_dat_ho: INTERCEPT



**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has left the room.




DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: At the end of the 1st half, the Chargers lead the Colts 23-7.





Madden08: You see Al, if the 15 minutes in the second quarter run out, then it’s probably






Madden08: probably







Madden08: going to be halftime.







DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: That’s right John, it certainly looks like the Chargers are in full control right now.





DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: They should look to stay aggressive on the ground through the second half.





Madden08: Hey, if it’s halftime, then BOOM! Time to fill my belly with some
steamin’ beef ribs.






Madden08: /engorges







DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: Thanks, John.








DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: woot bitch im absolutely owning you






VinaFairy: What the hell, I can’t tell what I’m doing wrong.






VinaFairy: By all means I should be winning.






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: hey just a friendly tip






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: try not choosing punt block every play






VinaFairy: …






VinaFairy: You can choose your own plays?!?






VinaFairy: I just kind of figured the computer automatically made Peyton throw a touchdown every play and maybe audible a few times for kicks.





DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: lol what a bumpkin






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: k go pick your play






VinaFairy: What is this “hail mary?”






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: oh that?






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: its one of the best running plays in the game that doesn’t involve me





DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: /prevent defense



**ONLINE HOST** The Indianapolis Colts have scored two touchdowns.




DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: what






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: what the hell






DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: John, it really looks like Peyton Manning is getting back into a groove.





Madden08: You know, if you scored 14 unanswered points, you probably







Madden08: probably







Madden08: just scored two touchdowns in a row.







DoYouBelieveInMichaelsYES: Thanks, John.



**ONLINE HOST** VinaFairy has lined up for a game winning 29 yard field goal.




VinaFairy: I finally think I’m getting the hang of this.






VinaFairy: I can make this thing in my sleep.






VinaFairy: /prepares right analog stick



**ONLINE HOST** SuperManning_dat_ho has entered the room.




SuperManning_dat_ho: HEY KICKER OF THE STRONG RIGHT FOOT






SuperManning_dat_ho: AFTER WE WIN THIS GAME WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN SOME CELEBRATORY JAPANESE CUISINE.





SuperManning_dat_ho: IE SUSHI






VinaFairy: /looks up






VinaFairy: /inadvertently pushes stick sideways



**ONLINE HOST** VinaFairy has missed a 29 yard field goal to lose the game.




DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: woot






DaiNiaNewOffensiveCoordinator: /dogpile






SuperManning_dat_ho: INSERT STUNNED SILENCE HERE






Madden08: You know, if you miss a game winning field goal, then you probably






Madden08: you probably







Madden08: won’t win the game.







SuperManning_dat_ho: OH FACEPASTE THERE GO THE SPICY TUNA ROLLS





VinaFairy: /VinaTeary