Some Needed Motivation

Who would win in a fight: Santa Claus or Al Davis?
Al Davis, because he'd get Bill Romanowski to fight for him.

-AKA

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Raiders Weekly Gameplan chatroom.




GeriALtric: Ok coacheszzz, here is our gameplan for the weekszzz.







GeriALtric: /snores







GeriALtric: As you know, we play on Sunday against the Tennessee Oilerszzz





YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Actually we’re playing the Broncos, the Oilers became the Titans about 10 years ago





GeriALtric: Quiet, you young whippersnapperszzz, I can’t hear myself think







GeriALtric: Our objective this week will be to throw the ball to Randy Mosszzz







GeriALtric: For a few touchdownszzzzzzzzzz







GeriALtric: /falls asleep




**ONLINE HOST** Two hours later…


YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: er three questions here




YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: One, should I wake him up?




YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Two, isn’t randy moss on the patriots now?




YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Three, shouldn't Mr. Davis have died about 30 years ago?





JamarcusRussellTerrier: yes coach, ABSOLUTELY right






YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Uh for which question?




JamarcusRussellTerrier: absolutely coach, 110% behind you here






JamarcusRussellTerrier: whatever you do, it won’t change our relationship one bit



YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: What in the world is he on about? Has he been taking pot from Ricky Williams?





SappyRomanceNovel: no hes been groveling and sucking up to you all week so he can earn the starting job



YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Oh






SappyRomanceNovel: you might have to consider making him qb






SappyRomanceNovel: Daunte Culpepper just hasnt been himself lately






HotSalt_n_Culpepper: /scrambles out of pocket






HotSalt_n_Culpepper: /throws interception






SappyRomanceNovel: oh never mind i guess he has been himself




YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: What in the hell am I gonna do?






GeriALtric: /wakes up







GeriALtric: Never fear, faithful Raiderszzz







GeriALtric: We have a commitment to excellencszzz







GeriALtric: All we need is some motivation for our playerszzz







GeriALtric: As you youngunszzz say, “I’ve got it covered”







Porterbello: im pretty sure that phrase was created in about 1873






GeriALtric: I have found someone to make you fellowszzz fiery and furiouszzz







GeriALtric: /passes out

/creates head-shaped indentation in table



YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Oh god, I wonder who the motivation is






Ert_Gallery: ooh ooh I hope it’s a hot playboy playmate for me to blow more of my first-round draft pick money on





Porterbello: nah its probably just a World War I pamphlet with drool on it



**ONLINE HOST** The earth has started quaking, playbooks have fallen off the table.




Porterbello: ok, im pretty sure my guess is wrong



**ONLINE HOST** The door to Raiders Headquarters has been blown wide open, leaving a 78-foot crack in the wall.

**ONLINE HOST** MyChemicalRomanowski has rumbled into the chatroom.



MyChemicalRomanowski: GROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR




MyChemicalRomanowski: /munches steroids




MyChemicalRomanowski: TERRY TATE SHALL BE A CREAMPUFF COMPARED TO ME




SappyRomanceNovel: EEK






SappyRomanceNovel: /inhales hamburger in fear