Chris Henry and...Chris Henry?

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the NFL penitentiary.







OffFieldIncident: hey pass me some cheetos, this tv is hella boring







OffFieldIncident: the screen is fuckin grayer than jon maddens underwear






ConVickted: /passes lone cheeto






ConVickted: dude youre lookin at the fuckin wall







OffFieldIncident: ....shit







OffFieldIncident: well i still ratha watch that than Monday Night Football






ConVickted: u gonna eat that cheeto or not?







OffFieldIncident: /takes bite







OffFieldIncident: dude what the fuck this thing is stale







OffFieldIncident: it tastes like mofuckin optimus primes dick

**ONLINE HOST** Hours pass by silently, broken up only by the occasional masturbation noises.







OffFieldIncident: man im sick of this shit, i need to bust out of here so i can get some sun chips







TankTop: hey try this i took this shit from some 5 year old in a fight in detroit

**ONLINE HOST** Calvin4nication has entered the room.






Calvin4nication: WAAAAAAH






Calvin4nication: MY DUPLICATOR






Calvin4nication: /tweaks back


**ONLINE HOST** Calvin4nication has left the room.







OffFieldIncident: aight here goes nothin







OffFieldIncident: /climbs into cardboard box




Duplicator: /whirrs, beeps

**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident has been spat back into the room.







OffFieldIncident: did it work

**ONLINE HOST** OffFieldIncident2 has been spat back into the room.






OffFieldIncident2: did it work






ConVickted: jeezus christ this is like that time I tried mating a chinese hairless and a shitzu





OffFieldIncident2: whadyu call it






ConVickted: ...Al Michaels

**ONLINE HOST** Silence fills the room.






OffFieldIncident2: aight im done with these bad puns an shit im bustin outa here for some pringles and a slurpee






OffFieldIncident2: /crashes through window

**ONLINE HOST** Police cars have surrounded OffFieldIncident2.





Commish_Is_Wise: Chris Henry, I have suspended you for 4 games for...





Commish_Is_Wise: /large unnecessary gestures





Commish_Is_Wise: /waves arms motioning "incomplete"





Commish_Is_Wise: INJECTING







OffFieldIncident: who, me?






OffFieldIncident2: who, me?





Commish_Is_Wise: Er





Commish_Is_Wise: Which one of you guys is chris henry







OffFieldIncident: him






OffFieldIncident2: him





Commish_Is_Wise: Goddamn





Commish_Is_Wise: I must have swigged a few too many coors lights at the league office last night.






TankTop: /creeps out of jail cell to practice squad






LittleWhiteLi: commish is wise





Commish_Is_Wise: AMEN