This one goes out to any weed junkie who drags their friend into their car to drive while they get high, then their friend's clothes smell like shit and the wrong person gets busted by the sheriff. For not giving the sheriff any weed.
-AKA
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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Miami Dolphins chatroom.
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: hey man so I just got Guitar Hero 3 for my 360
AGinnAndAGinn: lol no way man how good are you
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: well you know
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: I hold my own on medium on “paint it black” by the rolling stones
AGinnAndAGinn: oh wow dude the best I can do is like a 13% on easy
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: lol well thats cuz you play guitar hero like you play kickoff returns
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: you see everything coming 5 seconds before they happen
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: you played the solo for “number of the beast” when we were still on the chorus of “paranoid”
AGinnAndAGinn: HEY iron maiden owns black sabbath any day, I was improving the song
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: /laughs innocently
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: /drinks fanta
**ONLINE HOST** Reefer_Rick has entered the chat.
Reefer_Rick: Hey, kids
AGinnAndAGinn: …er, hey?
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: DONT TALK TO HIM
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: mommy always told me I shouldnt talk to strangers
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: they could like, use us for sensual pleasure or something
AGinnAndAGinn: no dude youre thinking of steven jackson
Reefer_Rick: Have you kids heard of Marijuana? It’s a magical thing
Harold_and_Camar: Oh yea maing I thing I hurr that somewheres
Harold_and_Camar: Yea mi padre was like “ju wanna marry me?” and mi
mama say “Yea I wanna-marry-ju”
Harold_and_Camar: I don thing mi padres name was ana tho
Reefer_Rick: Lol you kids are more straight-edge than one of Bret Favre’s razors
Reefer_Rick: /hits bong
Reefer_Rick: ahhhhhh, that’s the stuff
Reefer_Rick: NFL-quality pot is some of the best shit on earth
AGinnAndAGinn: oh god wats that smell
AGinnAndAGinn: /covers nose
AGinnAndAGinn: that smells worse than Willis McGahee’s armpit
Reefer_Rick: ohhhhh relax man, nothing like a dose of earthy weed for the daily training regimen
Reefer_Rick: here, take a hit on the house
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: DONT DO IT MAN
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: mommyd never forgive us
AGinnAndAGinn: /takes hit
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: wow youre stupider than Vince Young
AGinnAndAGinn: ohhh god im having visions
AGinnAndAGinn: this cant be real
AGinnAndAGinn: we’re actually WINNING a game
WhenLifeGivesYouCleo: hah wat a joker no were not
Reefer_Rick: hey man I told you that was some dope shit
**ONLINE HOST** WordUpTO_me has entered the room.
WordUpTO_me: getcha pot-corn ready
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