Al Davis, because he'd get Bill Romanowski to fight for him.
-AKA
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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Raiders Weekly Gameplan chatroom.
GeriALtric: Ok coacheszzz, here is our gameplan for the weekszzz.
GeriALtric: /snores
GeriALtric: As you know, we play on Sunday against the Tennessee Oilerszzz
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Actually we’re playing the Broncos, the Oilers became the Titans about 10 years ago
GeriALtric: Quiet, you young whippersnapperszzz, I can’t hear myself think
GeriALtric: Our objective this week will be to throw the ball to Randy Mosszzz
GeriALtric: For a few touchdownszzzzzzzzzz
GeriALtric: /falls asleep
**ONLINE HOST** Two hours later…
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: er three questions here
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: One, should I wake him up?
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Two, isn’t randy moss on the patriots now?
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Three, shouldn't Mr. Davis have died about 30 years ago?
JamarcusRussellTerrier: yes coach, ABSOLUTELY right
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Uh for which question?
JamarcusRussellTerrier: absolutely coach, 110% behind you here
JamarcusRussellTerrier: whatever you do, it won’t change our relationship one bit
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: What in the world is he on about? Has he been taking pot from Ricky Williams?
SappyRomanceNovel: no hes been groveling and sucking up to you all week so he can earn the starting job
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Oh
SappyRomanceNovel: you might have to consider making him qb
SappyRomanceNovel: Daunte Culpepper just hasnt been himself lately
HotSalt_n_Culpepper: /scrambles out of pocket
HotSalt_n_Culpepper: /throws interception
SappyRomanceNovel: oh never mind i guess he has been himself
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: What in the hell am I gonna do?
GeriALtric: /wakes up
GeriALtric: Never fear, faithful Raiderszzz
GeriALtric: We have a commitment to excellencszzz
GeriALtric: All we need is some motivation for our playerszzz
GeriALtric: As you youngunszzz say, “I’ve got it covered”
Porterbello: im pretty sure that phrase was created in about 1873
GeriALtric: I have found someone to make you fellowszzz fiery and furiouszzz
GeriALtric: /passes out
/creates head-shaped indentation in table
YouveBeenKiffinTheNuts: Oh god, I wonder who the motivation is
Ert_Gallery: ooh ooh I hope it’s a hot playboy playmate for me to blow more of my first-round draft pick money on
Porterbello: nah its probably just a World War I pamphlet with drool on it
**ONLINE HOST** The earth has started quaking, playbooks have fallen off the table.
Porterbello: ok, im pretty sure my guess is wrong
**ONLINE HOST** The door to Raiders Headquarters has been blown wide open, leaving a 78-foot crack in the wall.
**ONLINE HOST** MyChemicalRomanowski has rumbled into the chatroom.
MyChemicalRomanowski: GROOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR
MyChemicalRomanowski: /munches steroids
MyChemicalRomanowski: TERRY TATE SHALL BE A CREAMPUFF COMPARED TO ME
SappyRomanceNovel: EEK
SappyRomanceNovel: /inhales hamburger in fear
