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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the enormous SUV chatroom.

OffFieldIncident: /cruises

OffFieldIncident: ey chris u ready fa this next strip club

OffFieldIncident2: Hell yea

OffFieldIncident: u just cant go wrong with a strip club called the Stinking Sombrero

OffFieldIncident: /munches dorito
**ONLINE HOST** Silence has taken over the room for two hours.

OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident: no

OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident: no

OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident: …

OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident: SHUT THE HELL UP OR THIS DORITO GOES UP YA ASSHOLE

OffFieldIncident2: ok ok ok damn dude dont go oj simpson on me here
**ONLINE HOST** Silence...

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OffFieldIncident2: are we there yet

OffFieldIncident: /slowly cocks gun borrowed from tank johnson

OffFieldIncident2: EEK
**ONLINE HOST** HighwayCop has entered the chatroom.

HighwayCop: Is there a problem, gentlemen?

OffFieldIncident: no see we was just eatin our munchies here

OffFieldIncident2: yeah just some love between offensive studs

OffFieldIncident2: we were uh

OffFieldIncident2: partying over the end of my 4 game steroid suspension

OffFieldIncident: yeah we was actually on tha way to look at tha uh

OffFieldIncident: local immigrant situation, yadadamean

OffFieldIncident2: Woot for the Stinking Sombrero

HighwayCop: Well I heard screaming, and I have to keep the peace.

HighwayCop: /charges stun-gun

OffFieldIncident: DON’T TASE ME BRO