The Thrilling Conquest Of Brett Favre

Without Brett Favre, John Madden would most likely be a straight man. And I'd be out of half my jokes.

-AKA

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AgeBeFarveBeauty: Ok children, who wants to hear a story from the old days?!





Taken4Grant_ed: Ooh ooh I do I do!





SexuAl_Harrisment: i want one!






Bubbalicious: BUBBA FRANKS






AgeBeFarveBeauty: Er sonny, does that mean yes?





Bubbalicious: BUBBA FRANKS







AgeBeFarveBeauty: I’ll take that as an “ok”




Bubbalicious: BUBBAAAAA






AgeBeFarveBeauty: Shut your piehole, I’m going to tell a story





AgeBeFarveBeauty: Donald, fetch me my dentures





Designated_Driver: /heaves vinegary substance vaguely resembling teeth






AgeBeFarveBeauty: /tweaks shoulder





AgeBeFarveBeauty: /plays anyway





AgeBeFarveBeauty: So I was once a young whippersnapper…





Taken4Grant_ed: What, like when jesus was in third grade?





AgeBeFarveBeauty: No interruptions!





AgeBeFarveBeauty: Damn you young kids with your disco music and war protest songs, always interrupting us disciplined old folks




AgeBeFarveBeauty: So anyways, I was a youngun…



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LandBeFarveTime: I was a fit young man with no injury problems







LandBeFarveTime: I was the strongest warrior in the viliage, I could bench press a 3000 pound woolly mammoth





SexuAl_Harrisment: lol so basically you hoisted warren sapp every day






AgeBeFarveBeauty: Shut it!






LandBeFarveTime: But there was trouble brewing…




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MyChemicalRomanowski: GROOOOOOAAAR




MyChemicalRomanowski: I DEMAND A SACRIFICE




MyChemicalRomanowski: THREE OF YOUR PLUMPEST RAMS




Pacemaker: weak sauce





MyChemicalRomanowski: TWO CHOICEST MAIDENS, AND




MyChemicalRomanowski: AW SCREW ALL THE BIBLICAL SHIT




MyChemicalRomanowski: JUST GIMME A HEAD COACH




Bardi_Favors: eek someone save me





Bardi_Favors: /wins championship






LandBeFarveTime: Something had to be done, and I was just the man to do it







LandBeFarveTime: I could, after all, lift john madden after a buffet dinner




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Madden08: You see, if you eat a large buffet dinner, you're probably






Madden08: probably






Madden08: going to gain some weight.



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AgeBeFavreBeauty: NOT the time John.







LandBeFarveTime: Anyway, I girded up my loins and hurried up my offense






MyChemicalRomanowski: IM WAITING




MyChemicalRomanowski: /munches steroids





LandBeFarveTime: Ok Mr. Romanowski, here’s your peace offering







LandBeFarveTime: /heaves loaded syringe






MyChemicalRomanowski: /anally injects




MyChemicalRomanowski: AHH THATS THE STUFF





LandBeFarveTime: Haha jokes on you, Mr. Romanowski







LandBeFarveTime: That syringe was loaded with Botox







LandBeFarveTime: I took it from some poor soul in Cleveland




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RomeoWhereArtWinsRomeo: Goddammit where are my cheek fatteners




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MyChemicalRomanowski: /swells buttocks




MyChemicalRomanowski: CHRIST ALMIGHTY I LOOK LIKE J-LO


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AgeBeFarveBeauty: And so you have it, I saved the world from a terrible beast, and we went on to win the Super Bowl in 1996.





AgeBeFarveBeauty: Any comments?




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Bubbalicious: BEWARE THA BUBBA TRUBBA