Monday, December 10, 2007

You're gonna like the way you suck, I guarantee it

I think I'm completely justified in rooting for the Browns now.

-AKA

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**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Pittsburgh Steelers chatroom.




WallsComeTomlinDown: Ok team, we play the Patriots this week








WallsComeTomlinDown: You know what that means…








Pol_dancer: we finally get a look at Bill Belichicks man tits?






Will_He_Park_Her: We get to watch Jonathan Papelbon practice his riverdance?





Psycho_Ward: I finarry getta see the fierd named aftah me?






WallsComeTomlinDown: NO








WallsComeTomlinDown: It means we have to play our absolute best this week, get some hardnose defense, and move the ball on offense.



**ONLINE HOST** BlackSmith has entered the room.




BlackSmith: Aw no problem coach






BlackSmith: /relaxes

/sips pina colada




Will_He_Park_Her: pardon me but who in the living fuck are you?






BlackSmith: I can personally guarantee we gonna win this week






BlackSmith: tom brady aint nothin more than tha shitbag porter rican hooker regis philbin banged last tuesday





BlackSmith: an then we have randy moss, Im sure Ike can handle him personally





Psycho_Ward: yeah Ike can definitery hander him personarry






IkeAnHasCheezburger: Ill defend him the best I can






BlackSmith: hey no need to get ya bunions all up inna twirly, we gots this shit inna bag





WallsComeTomlinDown: Team, the LAST thing we want is to get a swelled head about this.







BlackSmith: Aw stick it up ya collapsed asshole coach I told you we got it covered


**ONLINE HOST** The Patriots have dismantled the Steelers 34-13.




BlackSmith: /continually fooled by play-action pass






BlackSmith: /gives up 4 touchdowns singlehandedly






Psycho_Ward: dood I tink we just got absorutery owned






BlackSmith: :-O






MossOMenos: hey dumbass I gotta special chrismas present fa ya






MossOMenos: o wait, first I gotta unwrap it






MossOMenos: /tah dah

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