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MyFairBrady: /limps
MossOMenos: hey tom ill race you
MossOMenos: I run fasta than Tank Williams from a crime scene.
MyFairBrady: No man not today, I have a protective boot on
MossOMenos: o like in mr deeds where the butler hits it witha trident o some shit
MossOMenos: ima try that
MyFairBrady: Nonono please dont!
MossOMenos: /jabs MyFairBrady with broken piece of spy-periscope
MyFairBrady: OW goddamit randy its just a foot injury, don't maul it with coach's instrument for godsakes
MyFairBrady: Jesus Christ
WilForkForWood: ooh ooh my turn
WilForkForWood: /sticks fingers into MyFairBrady’s helmet eyehole
MyFairBrady: WHAT THE HELL THAT WASN’T EVEN MY FOOT
WilForkForWood: sorry bub thats how the wilfork wagon rolls
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Hey hey, hey, guys. What’s going on here.
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Don’t hurt my Brady Baby now.
MyFairBrady: Naw don't worry about it, I...I'll be alright
MyFairBrady: /cries for Giselle Bundchen
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: What the hell are you doing anyway? We should be preparing for the Super Bowl.
MyMaroneyHasAFirstName: aight ill get tha CIA report on eli manning
MyMaroneyHasAFirstName: /grabs periscope
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WasStallWorthIt: im going to chill around plaxico burress with dark sunglasses and a mysterious briefcase
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Get_In_Mah_Belichick: I’ll go convince the commissioner we aren’t up to anything suspicious.
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Commish_Is_Wise: /swigs Rolling Rock
Commish_Is_Wise: After review, the ruling on the field stands.
Commish_Is_Wise: /hiccups
Commish_Is_Wise: I am the official king of beer pong, WOOOO!
Commish_Is_Wise: You all should just bow down to me right now.
Commish_Is_Wise: /drinks Michelob
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Haha right you are Mr. Commish. Care for a Miller Lite?
Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /pours
Commish_Is_Wise: ARE YOU KIDDING? I DON’T DRINK THAT SHIT.
