Awards Ceremony

Sorry about not getting any sidelines up in the past week or so, life is getting slightly busier for me. Don't worry, you'll still get your dose of football satire and you'll still get to see Peyton Manning fall down a flight of stairs in a one-story building. Well, hopefully you will.

-AKA

Photos link to player pages.



Commish_Is_Wise: Ladies, gentlemen, and minions from ESPN Monday night football.



Commish_Is_Wise: I am here to present the season awards for the NFL.




Commish_Is_Wise: /pours Budweiser




Commish_Is_Wise: First, I would like to give the award for Offensive Player of the Year to…



Commish_Is_Wise: TOM BRADY, come on down!


**ONLINE HOST** MyFairBrady has entered the room.


MyFairBrady: Thank you thank you, I never saw this award coming





MyFairBrady: I can promise you this is a great honor and prestige, and I will treat it as such




MyFairBrady: /blows extra money on 50 corvettes and a victoria’s secret catalogue


**ONLINE HOST** MyFairBrady has left the room.


Commish_Is_Wise: Wonderful, wonderful.




Commish_Is_Wise: /chugs dos equis




Commish_Is_Wise: Next, I would like to award the NFL MVP to…




Commish_Is_Wise: Man, the suspense is killing me.




Commish_Is_Wise: /drinks bud light




Commish_Is_Wise: TOM BRADY


**ONLINE HOST** MyFairBrady has entered the room.


MyFairBrady: Thank you thank you, what a wonderful surprise!





AgeBeFavreBeauty: aw blisterin barnicles





MyFairBrady: I’d like to thank my wonderful wife, Giselle, for staying here and supporting me through all my hardship in this 16-0 season.




MyFairBrady: Life can be hard when you’re brutally mutilating opponents.





Cumming_in_Bundchens: thanks sweetie-punkin!





Cumming_in_Bundchens: /has baby





MossOMenos: hey man dont u dare fuggetabout this supportin cast





MossOMenos: /flaunts do rag



**ONLINE HOST** MyFairBrady has left the room.


Commish_Is_Wise: And now it comes time for me to present the last award for the day



Commish_Is_Wise: The winner of the NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year is…




Commish_Is_Wise: PATRICK WILLIS


**ONLINE HOST** MyFairBrady has entered the room.


MyFairBrady: Thank you thank you! I never saw it coming. I’m flattered.





MyFairBrady: It was a whole team effort.





MyFairBrady: Wait what



**ONLINE HOST** WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis has entered the room.


Commish_Is_Wise: Get your watery Miller Lite ass outta here Mr. Brady.




MyFairBrady: /hurls used periscope and battered spy papers against wall in disgust


**ONLINE HOST** MyFairBrady has been booted from the room.


WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis: you know what, it took hard work and determination, and Im glad I won this award




WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis: no bullshit, I made solid tackles—174 of them, and I got some sacks and forced a few fumbles




WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis: but my team still sucks the collective derriere of the patriots, we need serious help


**ONLINE HOST** Qwik_e_Martz has entered the room.


Qwik_e_Martz: WHOOPEE






Qwik_e_Martz: Have no fear, Magic Martz is here!






Qwik_e_Martz: /waves magic Rams playbook from 1999






Qwik_e_Martz: You used to have a scoff-ense, now you have…?






WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis: …an offense?





NolanKnowsTheTroubleIveSeen: Haha what a joker, this guy is brilliant.





WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis: uh no "offense" but that joke was worse than a miami dolphins team meeting





WhatchuTacklinBoutWillis: without cheerleaders