Given The Boot

Boot means butt in German. I don't need to say more.

-AKA

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MyFairBrady: /limps








MossOMenos: hey tom ill race you








MossOMenos: I run fasta than Tank Williams from a crime scene.








MyFairBrady: No man not today, I have a protective boot on








MossOMenos: o like in mr deeds where the butler hits it witha trident o some shit







MossOMenos: ima try that








MyFairBrady: Nonono please dont!








MossOMenos: /jabs MyFairBrady with broken piece of spy-periscope








MyFairBrady: OW goddamit randy its just a foot injury, don't maul it with coach's instrument for godsakes







MyFairBrady: Jesus Christ








WilForkForWood: ooh ooh my turn








WilForkForWood: /sticks fingers into MyFairBrady’s helmet eyehole








MyFairBrady: WHAT THE HELL THAT WASN’T EVEN MY FOOT








WilForkForWood: sorry bub thats how the wilfork wagon rolls









Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Hey hey, hey, guys. What’s going on here.










Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Don’t hurt my Brady Baby now.









MyFairBrady: Naw don't worry about it, I...I'll be alright








MyFairBrady: /cries for Giselle Bundchen










Get_In_Mah_Belichick: What the hell are you doing anyway? We should be preparing for the Super Bowl.








MyMaroneyHasAFirstName: aight ill get tha CIA report on eli manning








MyMaroneyHasAFirstName: /grabs periscope






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WasStallWorthIt: im going to chill around plaxico burress with dark sunglasses and a mysterious briefcase





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Get_In_Mah_Belichick: I’ll go convince the commissioner we aren’t up to anything suspicious.





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Commish_Is_Wise: /swigs Rolling Rock







Commish_Is_Wise: After review, the ruling on the field stands.







Commish_Is_Wise: /hiccups







Commish_Is_Wise: I am the official king of beer pong, WOOOO!







Commish_Is_Wise: You all should just bow down to me right now.







Commish_Is_Wise: /drinks Michelob








Get_In_Mah_Belichick: Haha right you are Mr. Commish. Care for a Miller Lite?









Get_In_Mah_Belichick: /pours









Commish_Is_Wise: ARE YOU KIDDING? I DON’T DRINK THAT SHIT.